bee takes down fast food resturaunt

OH, i went to a fast food resturaunt one day
it really made me sick
so i decided not to pay
the cashier got really mad at me
i decided it was time to run
So i ran as fast as i could until i came upon a bee
then at that time i came up with an idea
i thought to my self i'm clever
it's a good thing i know mia
i took the bee to the fast food place
i knew the cashier wasn't going to like this
if the bee gets a taste
this place will be put in the waste
that's were it's supposed to be
said the bee

Drew&Stew comedy

Stew: Ok let's go to the mall
Drew:Nah i wanna watch a movie
Stew:Ok i'm willing t negotiate
Drew:Keep talking
Stew:Ok how about-...
Drew:Seriously dude you need to stop saying ok it's not healthy
Stew: Ok i'll start trying to say ok, ok?
Drew: Stew!You just said ok 3 times!!!
Stew:Ok wel you never let me finnish negotiating sooo...
Drew: You said ok again!!
Stew:Ok well you know what NO ONE CARES!!!!
Drew:What the Chiz just forget it!!!!
Stew:Well someone has ami
Drew:What! all i know is that your name is also eaten by people!
Stew:Like i said ami!!!!!
Drew:AGGGGHHHHHH!No sense that's what you make!!!
Stew:That makes no sense!!
Drew: well yes it does so if you'll EXCUSE ME, this conversation is now OVER!
Stew:It's not over till i say i say it's over so ha!
Drew:You can't say it's over when it's already over!
Stew:Your not the boss of me bossy mic boss boss
Drew:That is the stupidest come back in the history in the world
Stew:NOOO! this is, Cheese Rice!! Haha!
Drew:Ok I'm out
Stew:No your still awake your not even snoring
Drew:I don't snore anyway!
Stew:Oh yeah well last night you couldn't even stop snoring, even when i threw my baseball at you!!
Drew:What! you threw your baseball at my head! No wonder i have a headache!!
Stew:It's not my fault you snore like an old fat guy mixed with a donkey!!
Drew:Ugh well i'm none of those things!!!!!!!
Stew:I didn't say you were, i just said you sounded like those thing
Drew:hahahaahahahaaha
Stew:Do you realize how stupid we sound write now?!
Stew:Well i guess we do kinda sound retarded
Drew: yeah
stew: ok so are we ok now?
Drew: NO MORE OKS!
Stew: OK!

Love to book

Love is like a really good book
It just sits on a shelf wating to found
Waiting for some lucky person to find it
And when you finish it
You wish there was more
You might read the book over and over
But every time it just gets less and exciting
You could find a really good book again
But it will never be the same

i always imagine my self as growing up to be some famous person, but i always ask myself is that true? will i be lucky enough to have such an amazing life? i guess i won't know untill i get there, but i think alot of people also believe they will be whatever they want to be when they grow up, and for some people that's very possible, but what about me, will i be a lucky perosn growing up to be something that is truly amazing? this is all very interesting to me and i just want to know what i will be, i mean who i will be in my life.

a bored, and goofy poem

i'm bored so i'm writing this poem
today has been graet
have you met steve i hope you know'im
i don't know steve i just thought of that
it's raining today
i like the the movie the cat in the hat
i know this poem is funny
don't you agree
yestarday i saw a bunny
i can be random from time to time
but who really cares
atleast i'm not a mime
i hope you enjoyed
i really do
so go now, meet floyd

GUITAR

my gutar is extra ordinary
a complete one of a kind
it's better than a piece of stationary
i love my guitar
and that's a fact
i might sound bizzare
but i really don't care
all i need is a guitar
and some fresh air

A perfect unicorn day

One day when i was riding my bicycle threw burger king everyone was screaming "Unicorn on a bicycle, RUN!" I said, " What you never seen a unicorn before?" they all shouted "NO!" i sighed.
that same day i went to the super bowl. There i was asked to sing a duet with elvis presley, of coarse i said yes. we called our selves "the things that don't exist or are dead. i said we should abbreviate it so we then called ourselves "TTTDEOAD"(teh-dee-od-ad) i thought that was much better. when the song was over i rode out on my unicorn powerd quad someone threw apples at me i thought, SWEET FREE FOOD!!! so later that day after eating all the apples i decided to try and skinny myself up, so i joined a triathalon. i tied for first place with the person riding on my back. Overall it was the Perfect unicorn day.

My writing

on my blog. i'm going to put poems short stories or miscelleneous but it has to do with writing. i'm really excited to start this blog, everybody tells me they love my stories so i thought this was the perfect way to share them