One day when i was riding my bicycle threw burger king everyone was screaming "Unicorn on a bicycle, RUN!" I said, " What you never seen a unicorn before?" they all shouted "NO!" i sighed.
that same day i went to the super bowl. There i was asked to sing a duet with elvis presley, of coarse i said yes. we called our selves "the things that don't exist or are dead. i said we should abbreviate it so we then called ourselves "TTTDEOAD"(teh-dee-od-ad) i thought that was much better. when the song was over i rode out on my unicorn powerd quad someone threw apples at me i thought, SWEET FREE FOOD!!! so later that day after eating all the apples i decided to try and skinny myself up, so i joined a triathalon. i tied for first place with the person riding on my back. Overall it was the Perfect unicorn day.
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